Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
am I the only one who sees the resemblance?
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
person: WHY DO U WEAR GLASSES
me: so… I can see?
person: U SHOULD GET CONTACTS LOL